A spokesman for the Melbourne Fire Brigade commented on a fire at a bondage and discipline parlour in inner Melbourne that was under control in under 30 minutes:
“[firefighters] were tied up for some time but disciplined and controlled firefighting contained the blaze to one room on the second floor”
A spokesman with a sense of humour!
I hope you didn’t catch a cold, running onto the street at that time of the night.
I was inside – tying up the firefighters!
Just because you somebody in a fireman costume it does not mean they are a firefighter. You have no idea how much trouble I had trying to get out of that sling!